I Recommend This Book To No One

Remember those book reports from grade school, which inevitably concluded with your recommendation for a target audience (“I’d recommend this book to other boys and girls my age. . . .”)?

Well, I found a book that I would like to recommend to no one.
I was browsing in my local novelty shop and came across this title:

Never have I been so disappointed by a subtitle. And to think, the title had such promise!So, I found myself mentally rewriting the subtitle (and, of course, by extension, the book).   Six Weeks to OMG:  Never Pick Up a Diet Book Again. . .  Six Weeks to OMG:  Learn How to Challenge Current Media Representations of Women. . .  Six Weeks to OMG:  Finally Organize Your Sock Drawer. . .  really anything than the one they chose.

How would you rename this book?  What can you accomplish in six weeks that is healthier and productive than the promise laid out here?

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